Reason #2,099: The Sengir family

I’m just gonna go out on a limb here…oh gosh, that was entirely unintentional. Really. Let’s try again.

I’m just gonna make a guess, but that fellow looks pretty healthy, so he’s probably not being prepped for surgery. Aaaaaaand I’m also gonna guess that the fellow wearing the skull isn’t a tattoo artist. Aaaaaand the title’s a bit of a give away. It’s hard to put a positive spin on this one.

Ugh, this card gives me the willies. If your Uber driver’s name is Sengir, you might want to think about walking instead.