So, I really would not want to run into this guy in a dark alley. Or in the middle of the street. Or really anywhere. That’s a whole lot of sharp stuff with wings, and just a hunch, but I doubt he’s just looking for a hug.
But guys. This is where the Rakdos get their knives? And the Simic are apparently using them as scalpels. I sure hope they clean them first. But man, toothpicks? Really? REALLY? You’re going to cut yourself! You prick the inside of your mouth, and those things just bust open, and you’ll be nursing a sore inside your mouth for two weeks. Those things take forever to heal, and they hurt like crazy.
Actually that might explain why the Gruul are just smashing everything all the time. Guys: get some dental floss. Or maybe some of those floss picks or gum picks. They sell them at Wal-Mart, and they’re not that expensive, and you won’t risk goring the inside of your mouth.