Take a look at this creature’s mouths. It’s a little hard to make out, but I definitely count 3 mouths: one in the normal place, one in the left shoulder, and one in the left abdomen. There might also be one in the left knee, the right pec, and a couple more across the chest. And those are just the ones I can see. But limiting ourselves to just the visible mouths, what is with those mouths? Why does it have a mouth in the shoulder? Or in the abdomen? Isn’t that a bit close to the stomach? How does this make any biological sense? This thing is messed up. And what is up with MTG and mouths in wrong places, anyway? (see Reason #1,041)
