Reason #4,048: There is no right side to be on

This card just makes me uncomfortable when I really start to think about it. Is it weird that I feel bad for the bears? Would the bears appreciate my moral support in this situation? Or would they just want to eat me? I mean, the source material is a story about a home invasion. The Flaxen Intruder here, though, is a little more…aggressive. She has the creature type ‘berserker.’ That’s kinda scary. And, well…the picture says the rest. That’s a really big cleaver. I don’t know. I feel like as-is, the bears would probably just want to eat me, ’cause I’m a fleshy, meat-sack person. And If I were a bear, this little girl would have my head on her wall. I think I just want to stay out of the woods.