Reason #3,509: Fairy-tale speed-dating?

Is this what people do in Eldraine? Just go around kissing randos? Based on what Marawen here has to say, I’m guessing these people didn’t actually know each other. Not sure this is the best way to establish a strong foundation for a relationship. Just seems a bit rash. And speaking of rashes, is kissing this guy really a good idea? It looks like a corpse. Maybe it got turned to stone? Still. So many ways you could contract a disease or something here. And if Marawen is right, we really don’t want this dude waking up. I have a lot of problems with this one.