Reason #3,703: What is it so voracious for?

I mean that’s the real question, right? Maybe this dude is just a big softy looking for a friend. Maybe it’s really good at seven-part harmony. There are a lot of maybes we could get into, but…really? Do I really have to do this? It’s hungry, ok? Maybe it’s voracious for knowledge or something equally intangible, but I’m gonna say it probably wants to eat things. A lot of things. What I want to know: does it want to eat me?

Any you know what? I’m not taking that risk. I’m out.