
This is a cottontail rabbit, native to the Americas. Looks pretty normal. Seems healthy, no visible wounds or obvious illnesses. Doesn’t look malnourished. I think we can agree this rabbit is probably doing well enough for a rabbit, right?
This is a rabbit from the MTG Multiverse plane of Dominaria. This rabbit has opposable digits. This is not normal. He is clearly not happy about it. Having a very bad day there. I’m gonna posit an idea here: if our Dominaria rabbit were from the Americas instead, he wouldn’t have to worry about the sudden development of opposable digits.
Cottontail rabbit: You say you got problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but opposable digits ain’t one.