You know what question I don’t have to ask, though: is a Jokulhaups a bad thing? Because you know what? It is bad. Look at the picture. Read the flavor text. Do you want to be standing in front of that mess? Do you want to be in the Yavimaya Valley when a Jokulhaups comes through? No, you don’t. Because it’s bad. I still don’t know what a Jokulhaups is, but guess what? This is the MTG Multiverse, guys! It’s ALWAYS bad.
Seriously, though. What is a Jokulhaups?