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Reason #4,109: What do they even do at this temple?

I can kind of imagine what goes on at the Temple of Malice, and I’m confident it’s not good and I want no part of it. The Temple of Deceit is…what? A gathering place for sleazy car salesmen? A giant escape room? (I might be down with that last one.) Maybe they secretly host surprise birthday parties, and it just looks all doom and gloom from the outside.

You know what? This is the MTG Multiverse. There are no happy, fun, surprise parties going on in here. You’ll probably go in and they’ll tell you it’s a surprise party for you just before they sacrifice you to Kroxa.

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