Reason #4,883: A misnomer

This thing looks very real and very big. And it has lots of teeth. And I feel like they’re probably not just ornamental? I feel like it’s probably going to use them, probably for the kinds of things that teeth generally get used for. And I’m thinking about the size of this thing. Look at the scale. Compared to the crystals in the background. Those crystals look pretty big, and this thing looks comparable in size to those crystals. So I don’t think I’m going out on a limb to say that my head could probably fit in its mouth. My whole body could probably fit in its mouth. So it seems like it’d be more fitting to call it, I dunno, “Headeater” or “Bodyeater” or maybe just “Eater.”

But maybe it’s just me.

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