Reason #7,832: First, it’s called an ‘ickspitter.’

I’m going to say this upfront: DO NOT EAT TIDE PODS OR FEED THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE OR ANIMALS.

Now that that’s out of the way, it’s spitting ick. Maybe feeding this thing some Tide Pods would help clean it up? I don’t know. I admit I’m kind of grasping at straws here. This thing was made by the Rakdos cult. Can we just agree that anything coming from the Rakdos cult deserves a hard ban? I’m calling it now. We’re banning the Rakdos cult.

I’m serious about the Tide Pods though. Don’t eat them. Don’t feed them to animals or other people. Use them for washing your clothes. That’s it.