Reason #4,092: And now for something completely different…well, not really.

Just a new way to die that doesn’t involve disintegration. I guess you turn into some sort of shadow thing or an ink or ooze blob? I don’t know. Not sure which is worse, either.

Don’t really care which is worse, in any case. This isn’t an invitation for one of those “would you rather…” games. These kinds of arrangements of situations seem to spill over into real life a lot, and frankly choose usually isn’t so binary as that. And yet people treat things as if that is the case. I don’t buy it. I’m choosing ‘neither.’