Seems like having teeth around here can be pretty rough. I sure hope this guy has some Novocaine, though I can’t say I’m optimistic. Just looking at things here, I’m guessing the dental services in his area aren’t the best.
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Were I to discover that there exists dental insurance anywhere in the MTG Multiverse, I think the shock would give me a genuine heart attack.
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I could see an organization like maybe the Ghost Council of the Orzhova offering something like that. I could also see them requiring payment in souls
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