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Reason #5,641: Dress code violation

These people look more like they’re on their way to an aerobics class, not getting ready to fight a war (also, look at that sword[?] in her hand. What is up with that? Seems like you’re just asking to break your thumb with that thing). And let’s be honest. The MTG Multiverse is a pretty frequent violator of practical clothing choices. Protect your armpits, people. A sword to the underarm will drain you dry, if it doesn’t go straight to your heart. Wear a gambeson. It’s a really thick jacket. It’s not like you have to buy some expensive steel armor. And it works. Or maybe just protect anything? Don’t go running out into battle in your underwear. Thanks.

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