Reason #3,405: Now cats are ruined too.

Cat demons. Why would you want a cat demon?

Remember our previous discussion about cults and demons and the like? Take a look at this cat demon. You think it’s a nice cat demon? Well, for starts, when it enters play, the exploit mechanic triggers. What do you do? You sacrifice a creature. What happens when you sacrifice the creature? The cat demon generates two zombies.

That’s right. The cat demon MURDERS YOU AND TURNS YOU INTO A ZOMBIE THRALL JUST LIKE THE OTHER DEMONS. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS IS BAD? STOP IT! STOP SUMMONING DEMONS! EVEN IF THEY’RE CATS!

Also, this cat demon has some real screwy math going on here. Sacrifice one creature, get two zombies. 1 = 2. I don’t know how this works, but I’m not comfortable with it.

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