Reason #3,823: Flectomancy

If this happened accidentally, it would be one thing. Not a good thing, mind you. I get the feeling though that you’re doing this one purpose. Be honest. You claim to be doing ‘science,’ but you Izzet folk just want to break stuff. At least the Gruul clan is willing to be upfront about their goals and motivations.

You know it’s a really bad day, when you’re using the Gruul clan as an example of how one ought to live. Then again, you do live on Ravnica.