Reason #6,619: Extending social services

I know he’s a goblin, but I do feel sorry for Gerkk. That’s a phyrexian infection there. Those never end well. A good start for expanding social services for goblins might involve an education program. Like phyrexians: don’t go near them. Phyrexian ichors: don’t touch it. Easy messages right? Very much in line with “don’t pick at it.” I think those are messages that could resonate with Gerkk.

Actually, maybe we should make a slight revision to that first one.

Phyrexians: glass ’em.