Reason #2,738: I don’t think that porcelain would make for the sturdiest armor.

Wait what?

Dude. How did we get from porcelain to the flesh of heretics? I know I should not be shocked by these kinds of things at this point, but I genuinely did a double-take when I read the flavor text on this one. Also, probably not gonna be much more effective than porcelain.

As if that was the biggest concern here.