Reason #64: An armpit seems like a really bad place for a mouth.

Sorry, I meant face. That’s a whole face under there. Can’t say I’ve ever run into anyone in my world with a face in their armpit. Maybe you have, I don’t know. Feel kind of bad for this guy. If I had a face in my armpit, I don’t think I’d be very happy about it. Would you? I certainly don’t want a face in my armpit. Doesn’t seem like a real quality of life improvement there. Maybe you disagree with me. I don’t know. If you do, I guess maybe you should move to the MTG Multiverse, cause apparently armpit-faces are possible there. I wish you the best. I’m staying in this multiverse.

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