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Reason #1,931: His axe is on fire.

Shoot him in the head.

Seriously, I don’t want to get hit by that. It’s made of lava. I could go to Home Depot and buy an axe and make it burn, but Home Depot doesn’t sell axes made of actual lava.

At least this dude’s wearing a glove on his throwing hand. That seems sensible.

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