That’s all, Arni? Just one troll? Good job, you beat one troll. Well, guess what? You woke up a whole stupid pack of them! You woke up all of them! They’re everywhere! How are you going to get rid of ALL the trolls, Arni? Your gods aren’t even immortal. You have a doomskar that swallowed up Bretagard. There’s trolls everywhere. Iskene found a giant hole in the ground. Everything is going wrong on this awful plane, and what do you have to say for yourself, Arni? You beat ONE troll? Well, here’s a gold star, buddy! You can wear it with pride while all the rest of them eat us.
One troll. Please. How are we going to get rid of the rest of them?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 