So, in MTG you’re a wizard, right? You summon creatures to fight battles on your behalf. Well, these goobers are among the thousands of creatures at your beck and call. That’s right. You’re using child soldiers now.
Also, that food token they brought along with them was stolen. You know the fairy tales; you know how the story goes; the food was stolen.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 