You provoked the trolls. You got trolls. What did you expect?
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Reason #3,303: –night soil.
Night soil.
Reason #3,302: We certainly wouldn’t want to do anything to provoke them.
Well–
Reason 3,301: Oh, for crying out loud!
What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.
Reason #3,300: It’s not a hill.
It’s a troll. Please don’t wake it up.
Reason #6,509: Location, Location, Location
I have a feeling the Thran never heard of Harold Samuel. Cause this doesn’t look like a great place to build a city. Maybe build it above the sulfur falls next time? Instead of under them?
Reason #1,869: An imminent conflagration
I’m looking at a lot of overgrowth here, and I’m also looking at some fires that are really started to get going. This place is about to get torched. Do you think the Gruul know how to do a controlled burn? If they do, do you think they’d ever actually do one? In fact, I’m …
Reason #2,101: There goes the neighborhood
I think that “calamity” is something to which I do not want to be in close proximity. This seems like an obvious question, but does anyone want to be living in Bretagard while something like this is going on? I sure don’t. I imagine the people of Bretagard probably wouldn’t have been too keen on …
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Reason #6,859: The unappeasable thing that devours blood
That goat, I bet he wishes he lived on a different plane. Or he would if he could. But he can’t. He’s dead.
Reason #5,512: Aether Portals
That eye there: that’s the eye of confusion. Whatever that thing is, it looks like it doesn’t know where or when it’s been. What is wrong with this place? These portals can displace you in space OR time if you get sucked into one. And they’re just floating across the Mirrodin’s surface. Imagine you’re at …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 