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Reason #3,306: Well, that’s one troll down.

Was that you Arni? That wasn’t me. Where’d that come from?

Reason #3,305: Just one?

That’s all, Arni? Just one troll? Good job, you beat one troll. Well, guess what? You woke up a whole stupid pack of them! You woke up all of them! They’re everywhere! How are you going to get rid of ALL the trolls, Arni? Your gods aren’t even immortal. You have a doomskar that swallowed …

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Reason #3,304: You reap what you sow.

You provoked the trolls. You got trolls. What did you expect?

Reason #3,303: –night soil.

Night soil.

Reason #3,302: We certainly wouldn’t want to do anything to provoke them.

Well–

Reason 3,301: Oh, for crying out loud!

What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.

Reason #3,300: It’s not a hill.

It’s a troll. Please don’t wake it up.

Reason #6,509: Location, Location, Location

I have a feeling the Thran never heard of Harold Samuel. Cause this doesn’t look like a great place to build a city. Maybe build it above the sulfur falls next time? Instead of under them?

Reason #1,869: An imminent conflagration

I’m looking at a lot of overgrowth here, and I’m also looking at some fires that are really started to get going. This place is about to get torched. Do you think the Gruul know how to do a controlled burn? If they do, do you think they’d ever actually do one? In fact, I’m …

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Reason #2,101: There goes the neighborhood

I think that “calamity” is something to which I do not want to be in close proximity. This seems like an obvious question, but does anyone want to be living in Bretagard while something like this is going on? I sure don’t. I imagine the people of Bretagard probably wouldn’t have been too keen on …

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