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Reason 4,680: The ‘Nihil’ Stone

I feel like I’m not being overly cautious when I say that I don’t want to be messing with anything called a ‘Nihil Stone.’ I mean, just read the name. This isn’t the Stone of Rainbows and Happiness. Or the Stone of Everflowing Ice Cream. In fact, I’d wager the Nihil Stone and the Stone …

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Reason #1,516: Meet Hogaak; he’s made of corpses.

Enjoy your day.

Reason #3,889: Lightning Skelemental

Lightning skeleton elementals? What is wrong with the weather here?!?

Reason #3,888: I’m wary of Norin

Easy enough to kill? Are you kidding me, Norin?

Reason #3,887: So much lightning…

Look out! Here comes another one!

Reason #3,882: Beware of more lightning

Hey look, another one. Also alive. Also will kill you. Oh, and this one’s bigger.

Reason #3,881: Beware of Lightning

In Dominaria, the lightning is alive, and it will try to kill you.

Reason #3,880: Beware of Bog

When the backwoods guides in Dominaria tell you the bog is hungry, they’re not speaking figuratively. Those tendrils aren’t the marks of a lonely bog just looking for a hug. Stay out of the swamp.

Reason #2,681: Maybe get this guy some pants?

Honestly, pants are probably the least of this guy’s problems. Blood tears are bad, but…soul tears? What the crud? This does not sound like a good way to go. I don’t know how something like this happens to someone, but good grief. Oh. It’s the Orzhov Syndicate. Welcome to Ravnica. Make sure you know who’s …

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Reason #3,072: This horse eats people

I feel bad for this horse. I feel bad for the people it wants to eat. Or maybe it just eats other horses. Not better.