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Reason #5,580: Not tempting
Do you want to go in there? I don’t want to go in there. Can’t say I see the appeal, and the odds of violent and painful death seem unreasonably high, considering where we are. Oh, those yellow bands are seams of gold? Probably magical gold that will melt your flesh off. You go in, …
Reason #2,914: Another place I don’t want to live
Or be anywhere near at all. Yikes. It’s like the MTG Multiverse is a giant magnet for crazy junk like this, especially locations with higher populations.
Reason #7,731: Regression
Let me get this straight. We’re worshiping angels now? You do realize that’s a step DOWN from gods, right? And just to remind you, the gods around here are pretty terrible. Also, they’re weak; they can’t planeswalk. And you’re telling me that you want to worship something LOWER in the order of creation. Were the …
Reason #2,807: Molten Dawn
How?
Reason #6,412: Blight
Is it just me, or do those look like bones? Like, a literal skeletal forest. Maybe they’re just shadows. Right? Sure… … You can’t unsee it now.
Reason #7,639: Hold my quicksilver mug.
What did I just say? You know, what? Nevermind.
Reason #7,638: Can we stop making things out of mercury?
Especially things that are already very scary and dangerous?
Reason #8,925: This is not sustainable.
Where do they get all that blood? They’re putting these shows on every night, right? You’re going to run out of people to kill eventually. Maybe they reuse the blood. That’s gross.
Reason #7,290: In Ravnica, you can get mugged by a minotaur.
This does not increase my desire to live there.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 