I was about to write about goblin social serves again, but I think I’m just gonna ‘NOPE’ this one instead.
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Reason #707: Put that back!
I know we’re not dealing with bones here, but I feel like adding a verse to the song Dem Bones might be instructive. The brain here belongs inside of the skull,/ The skull it originally came from./ And leave it alone cause it belongs there./ You should not take it out./
Reason #1,078: Conflicting Interests
Clearly this fellow does not want to be in this room, and those bars give me a strong inkling the someone else doesn’t want him getting out. Is Innistrad known for being good at mediating conflicts or something? My gut says this is going to end with someone being very unhappy.
Reason #838: This dog is going to eat the moon.
I rather liked the moon…
Reason #5,101: Let’s make jewelry out of mercury.
So am I jumping to conclusions? A little. Is that something MTGMultiverse denizens would do? Highly likely. Would I trust any jewelry-makers from Phyrexia? Absolutely not.
Reason #3,328: A false start.
Hey, Koma. The fight hasn’t started yet. I’m still looking for that cage, so just hold your horses, ok? That was a metaphor. Please don’t go eating any horses.
Reason #3,327: I think I found our venue.
What does everyone think? I know it’s a bit small, but that just means there’s nowhere to hide. You wanted a fight right? Not a chase. We definitely have the fire here. Just need to find that cage now…
Reason #3,326: The zombies want in too.
At least I assume that’s what they’re doing here. Does it really matter why they showed up at this point? They’re here. We’re gonna rumble.
Reason #3,325: Get in here.
Oh yeah! An army of angels. They definitely look like they mean to settle things peacefully. No one’s going to die. Nothing’s going to get destroyed. Sure, come on in. We got plenty of room.
Reason #3,324: Meanwhile, back in Kaldheim…
What did we have going? Trolls. Arni and his dumb head waking up the trolls. And making them angry. Giants. Frost giants. Fire giants. Giants fighting giants. Planeswalking Robert Frost. Doomskars. Bretagard getting torn apart and invaded by demons. **deep breath** Vorinclex. Demons just destroying everything. They don’t even care. More giants. Giants who want …
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