Hey, Koma. The fight hasn’t started yet. I’m still looking for that cage, so just hold your horses, ok? That was a metaphor. Please don’t go eating any horses.
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Reason #3,327: I think I found our venue.
What does everyone think? I know it’s a bit small, but that just means there’s nowhere to hide. You wanted a fight right? Not a chase. We definitely have the fire here. Just need to find that cage now…
Reason #3,326: The zombies want in too.
At least I assume that’s what they’re doing here. Does it really matter why they showed up at this point? They’re here. We’re gonna rumble.
Reason #3,325: Get in here.
Oh yeah! An army of angels. They definitely look like they mean to settle things peacefully. No one’s going to die. Nothing’s going to get destroyed. Sure, come on in. We got plenty of room.
Reason #3,324: Meanwhile, back in Kaldheim…
What did we have going? Trolls. Arni and his dumb head waking up the trolls. And making them angry. Giants. Frost giants. Fire giants. Giants fighting giants. Planeswalking Robert Frost. Doomskars. Bretagard getting torn apart and invaded by demons. **deep breath** Vorinclex. Demons just destroying everything. They don’t even care. More giants. Giants who want …
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Reason #3,319: Here comes Thor.
Oops, I meant Toralf, God of Thun–Fury. Fury. Obviously. Wouldn’t be a party without a god to fight our world–er cosmos serpent–to the death. Cosmos serpent. Yup. Hey, buddy. Spoiler alert, but you’re probably gonna die. Did I mention these gods can die? Ugh. Puny gods.
Reason #3,318: I think you have some competition, Sarulf.
Or you might have to share anyhow. Koma is obviously Kaldheim’s analog to the Norse Jormungandr, the World Serpent. According to Norse mythology, Jormungandr kicks off Ragnarok when he releases his tail, thrashes his way on to land, and covers half the world in his venom. I’ve no doubt that the MTG Multiverse would let …
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Reason #3,317: The end is near?
Oh, hey there. So you’re the Realm Eater? Is that some sort of world-ending, apocalyps monster? If you’re going to eat the world, do you think you could make sure to get Vorinclex while your at it? I mean, he is part of this world, at this moment. Just watch out for that Phyrexian oil; …
Reason #3,316: Oh. Oh no.
A vampire dragon. On Kaldheim. How does a vampire dragon make any sense on this plane? What did you do, Kaldheim? Rent this joker from Innistrad or something? Stay in your lane!
Reason #3,315: Oh don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten the giants.
In fact, you’re actually kind of late to the party, Calamity Bearer. Although I don’t think anyone’s called dibs on the World Tree yet.
