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Reason #1522: This one’s also made of corpses
Pretty sure it is, anyway. Guess it’s kind of hard to tell. You know what, though? It being made of something else doesn’t really improve things much. I still don’t want to run into one of these. This thing is huge. Oh, and guess where it’s from. Innistrad! Hooray!
Reason 4,680: The ‘Nihil’ Stone
I feel like I’m not being overly cautious when I say that I don’t want to be messing with anything called a ‘Nihil Stone.’ I mean, just read the name. This isn’t the Stone of Rainbows and Happiness. Or the Stone of Everflowing Ice Cream. In fact, I’d wager the Nihil Stone and the Stone …
Reason #1,516: Meet Hogaak; he’s made of corpses.
Enjoy your day.
Reason #3,889: Lightning Skelemental
Lightning skeleton elementals? What is wrong with the weather here?!?
Reason #3,888: I’m wary of Norin
Easy enough to kill? Are you kidding me, Norin?
Reason #3,887: So much lightning…
Look out! Here comes another one!
Reason #3,882: Beware of more lightning
Hey look, another one. Also alive. Also will kill you. Oh, and this one’s bigger.
Reason #3,881: Beware of Lightning
In Dominaria, the lightning is alive, and it will try to kill you.
Reason #3,880: Beware of Bog
When the backwoods guides in Dominaria tell you the bog is hungry, they’re not speaking figuratively. Those tendrils aren’t the marks of a lonely bog just looking for a hug. Stay out of the swamp.