Hmmm. What’s that there is the background? FLYING SHARKS. Or maybe they just got launched? You know, it doesn’t matter. Sharks are bad enough in the water. That’s a lot of sharks where they really don’t belong. Count me out.
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Reason #787: Your city just got ransacked
“Why is the brutality so widespread?” you ask. Well, that’s because a zombie army just invaded the city of Ravnica. That zombie in the background is setting that house on fire. War generally has a highly negative impact on property values. It also has a highly positive impact on mortality rates. Move to Ravnica. Lose …
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Reason #47: Catacomb Slugs
A common theme you can expect to see is things (particularly animals) being much larger than they should be. Take this slug that lives in the sewers of the city of Ravnica. The existence of such a creature raises all sorts of questions that might challenge Ravnica’s rank on any “Best Cities to Live In” …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 