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Reason #437: ‘Throatseekers’ plural

Perhaps the fact that this is a vampire should be explanation enough, but seriously. Why are you seeking my throat? Stay away from my throat! And as if one throatseeker wasn’t bad enough: This one’s not a vampire, so I don’t even know what its issue is. Probably not good. At least this one’s chained…