Reason #4,219: Help, help, I’m being suppressed.

Aside from the question of whether life on Esper actually wants to be infused with etherium, we do all know what suppression means here, right? My desire to visit Alara has precipitously decreased.

Reason #1,801: Dark exploitation

That’s what it says here: dark exploitation. Right there on the label. Also, maybe note all the bones surrounding the obelisk. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this all pretty much amounts to a warning sign, saying “Keep Away.” I’m fine with that. I’ll stay away, thanks.

Reason #2,923: What’s a Thrinax?

A lizard. That produces fungal spores when it dies. Is this how the thrinax reproduces? Will those spores eventually grow into new thrinaxes? Thrinaxi? Thrinax? What is the plural of thrinax? I don’t know. What I do know is that I’ll pass on being the predator to the thrinax’s prey. Those teeth. Someone else can …

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