One reason among many really. But yes. This is the so-called god-pharaoh, that guy who built the dreadhorde and used all those zombies to invade Ravnica. Real nice fellow, eh? I’ll just take a hard pass on this Nicol Bolas. Hard pass on Amonkhet. Hard pass on Ravnica. Hard pass on this whole stupid multiverse.
Those original five gods are all brothers and sisters. And the three new bug gods, it turns out, are also siblings of the original five. So guess what! We have fratricide! Hooray!
The locust swarm just ate through the magical energy barrier protecting the city from the desert beyond.
Cause yeah, the river turned to blood. Why not? We have locusts. The gods are murdering each other. What else you got, Amonkhet?
And…here’s another bug god. That last one went…well, not good, if we’re being honest. And who doesn’t like locusts? They come in swarms. They eat everything in sight. What could go wrong? Locusts. There could be a whole swarm of locusts.
Someone’s gone way off script here. Doesn’t look very friendly…
EVERYTHING IS FINE.
They don’t appear to be murdering anybody though, so should be all right.
Kind of a neutral characteristic, I guess. Sure, why not? We can join team Rhonas. It’ll be fine. I mean, you take what you can get, right?