I rather liked the moon…
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Reason #4,803: Why do they have to make every battlefield a pigpen?
It’s because they’re letting the pigs eat the corpses of the dead soldiers. Did you really need to ask, Toothlicker Harj? You are an orc. I’d expect you’d know these things. Oh. It was a rhetorical question, wasn’t it? Silly me.
Reason #8,301: My, what big eyes you have!
Ostriches and tarsiers have eyes bigger than their brains; pretty sure neither of those would try to eat me though.
Reason #884: We still can’t have nice things.
What a beautiful creature! And look at the connection it has with Gideon. Maybe the MTG Multiverse isn’t so bad. Spoilers: it’s still bad.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 