10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Here’s a hint: there are three rats. Do you see it? Yes, the combination of animation with an advanced state of decay is unnatural, but they all exhibit this characteristic. It’s the eyes. The rat on the right has more eyes than the other two rats. Why do you have four-eyed rats, MTG Multiverse? You’re …
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I rather liked the moon…
It’s because they’re letting the pigs eat the corpses of the dead soldiers. Did you really need to ask, Toothlicker Harj? You are an orc. I’d expect you’d know these things. Oh. It was a rhetorical question, wasn’t it? Silly me.
Ostriches and tarsiers have eyes bigger than their brains; pretty sure neither of those would try to eat me though.
What a beautiful creature! And look at the connection it has with Gideon. Maybe the MTG Multiverse isn’t so bad. Spoilers: it’s still bad.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live