Who in their right mind says, “You know what I need? A horn that projects screaming ghosts when I blow it.” Why is there so much screaming around here? Oh right. Cause THE MTG MULTIVERSE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE.
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Reason #2,791: Open flames in the library
They’re dangerous. It seems like that would be pretty obvious, but absent-minded researchers–sometimes they forget or don’t think about these things I guess? So yeah. Just to be clear. Open flames in the library = bad idea The self-immolation thing on the other hand. If the intense pain and burning flesh aren’t a big red …
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Reason 5,821: I’m sensing a theme here.
Guys. Stop digging up dead people. I feel something like one third of the problems in the MTG Multiverse would be solved if people just left the dead alone.
Reason #1,376: If these walls could speak
But they can’t speak. That would be the wall of mouths. What is with planeswalkers and this fetish for making walls out of things walls should not be made out of?