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Reason #6,081: Bad ideas with a side of bad ideas

Who in their right mind says, “You know what I need? A horn that projects screaming ghosts when I blow it.” Why is there so much screaming around here? Oh right. Cause THE MTG MULTIVERSE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE.

Reason #2,791: Open flames in the library

They’re dangerous. It seems like that would be pretty obvious, but absent-minded researchers–sometimes they forget or don’t think about these things I guess? So yeah. Just to be clear. Open flames in the library = bad idea The self-immolation thing on the other hand. If the intense pain and burning flesh aren’t a big red …