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Reason 3,301: Oh, for crying out loud!
What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.
Reason #7,731: Regression
Let me get this straight. We’re worshiping angels now? You do realize that’s a step DOWN from gods, right? And just to remind you, the gods around here are pretty terrible. Also, they’re weak; they can’t planeswalk. And you’re telling me that you want to worship something LOWER in the order of creation. Were the …
Reason #4,987: That’s what I just said.
Reckless + Fire = Self Immolation And as usual, no one is listening. Just sayin’.
Reason #4,986: Two words I’d rather not see together
‘Reckless’ and ‘fire.’ Does anyone actually think this is a good combination? Does anyone actually think the outcome here is going to be positive and constructive? You’re digging your own grave, MTG Multiverse. Just sayin’.
Reason #3,823: Flectomancy
If this happened accidentally, it would be one thing. Not a good thing, mind you. I get the feeling though that you’re doing this one purpose. Be honest. You claim to be doing ‘science,’ but you Izzet folk just want to break stuff. At least the Gruul clan is willing to be upfront about their …
Reason #3,405: Now cats are ruined too.
Cat demons. Why would you want a cat demon? Remember our previous discussion about cults and demons and the like? Take a look at this cat demon. You think it’s a nice cat demon? Well, for starts, when it enters play, the exploit mechanic triggers. What do you do? You sacrifice a creature. What happens …
Reason #3,321: You do realize he’s going to eat you when you summon him, right?
You saw what happened with the Feaster of Fools. I just want to make sure you understand what you’re getting into here. When this ends poorly, don’t come crying to me.
Reason #3,320: Dumb cultists
You did know that it was going to eat you when you summoned it, right? You did? And you summoned it anyway? Yeah, this one’s on you.
Reason #7,349: Mouth knives
I just want to point out that this fellow is running with a knife in his mouth. And the blade edge of that knife is pointing inward.