We do all understand that emulating the Rakdos cult is bad, right? Also, how have they not just themselves out of existence?
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Reason #6,081: Bad ideas with a side of bad ideas
Who in their right mind says, “You know what I need? A horn that projects screaming ghosts when I blow it.” Why is there so much screaming around here? Oh right. Cause THE MTG MULTIVERSE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE.
Reason #7,302: I told you not to build your house there.
Peas and crackers! You guys remember the Eldraine tournament ground, right? Built under an active volcano? Well. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to build a whole city beneath an active volcano. They were wrong. I seem to recall someone saying this was not a good idea. It appears some other …
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Reason #3,010: This is what happens when you build your tournament grounds next to an active volcano.
I warned them. You all saw it. I warned them.
Reason #2,216: The price of greatness – one hole
Can we stop with this “at any cost” thing? Think about it for a minute. Say, this fellow here offers you greatness. You ask him what it will cost you. He says, “I’d like to use your lux cannon.” You say, “Sounds reasonable.” So you give him the keys to the lux cannon. Now, this …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 