You’re still banned, Rakdos! Get it out of here!
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Reason #7,836: Rakdos–
BANNED.
Reason #7,835: I don’t care that you’re a drake.
Your name says Rakdos; that means you’re banned. Want to get unbanned? Join another guild.
Reason #7,834: No trumpeting
Why? Cause you’ve been banned! Stop it!
Reason #7,833: Rakdos Augermage
What’s that? You’re from the Rakdos cult? Guess what! You’ve been banned!
Reason #7,832: First, it’s called an ‘ickspitter.’
I’m going to say this upfront: DO NOT EAT TIDE PODS OR FEED THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE OR ANIMALS. Now that that’s out of the way, it’s spitting ick. Maybe feeding this thing some Tide Pods would help clean it up? I don’t know. I admit I’m kind of grasping at straws here. This thing …
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