Lots of spikes? Always in a foul mood? I’d say that’d make the list.
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Reason #2,941: It’s not the desert that concerns me
Perhaps I am letting my guard down in saying this, but as bad as these assertions about deserts sound, I’m willing to concede they’re probably speaking metaphorically here. And yes, I know what I’ve said about the MTG Multiverse and metaphors and the benefit of the doubt. We have deserts here too though. And while …
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Reason #8,811: Mouths inside mouths
You know what Boot Nippers, Goblin Sharks, and the Alien xenomorph have in common? Mouths inside mouths. I think I know how you feel, Aaru, Zagoth lumberjack.
Reason #9,999: I told you not to go in the woods
But did you listen? No. “Let’s go on a quest,” you said. “Let’s have an adventure,” you said. “It will be fun.” Well, guess what. You found this. In the woods. Where you went, where I told you not to go. This one’s on you. I wash my hands of this.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 