Not that I’d put it beyond the MTG Multiverse to poop out some living nightmare like this, but after thinking about this one, part of me thinks someone just glued a bunch of teeth to a fiberglass frame. (As we well know, the MTG Multiverse isn’t lacking in sources of such teeth.) I mean, where …
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Reason #775: I like my face.
I mean, I get it. I’m probably being narrow minded. Or something. There are any number of reasons why I might be the problem here. But…we have a giant man-thing made of paper birds(?) floating upside-down. It has no face. Water is coming out of the hole in its head, flowing through the roof of …
Reason #3,622: This bird shoots ice beams from its eyes.
Never seen something like this in person. Don’t particularly want to.
Reason #1,727: Maternal instincts
Y’all know how mama birds often teach their chicks to fly by throwing them out of the nest, right? Sounds like kind of a harsh way to learn, but I’m inclined to think that their good instincts and evolutionary development has trained them to know how to do this successfully, in ways that would not …
Reason #867: Did I mention that the river turned to blood?
Cause yeah, the river turned to blood. Why not? We have locusts. The gods are murdering each other. What else you got, Amonkhet?
Reason #750: Sometimes the truth is not an improvement.
As I was scanning through the Gatherer database, I came across this card and misread it as “Rakdos Knifefight.” I feel like the sacrificial rites of the Rakdos cults are probably no less grisly than a Rakdos knife fight would be. In fact, I wonder if there is any real difference between those things. I …
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Reason #1,161: A matter of preference
Not really sure what’s going on here or why. I will say this though: I’m pretty sure that if I had a keyhole in the side of my head, and it opened up my face, and I found a weird gazebo-maze-thing with spirit birds inside, I would not be very happy about it. Just sayin’.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 