blood – Page 2 – 10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live

Reason #8,225: I feel like we’ve had this conversation before…

Cheese and crackers, that thing is big! Are we sure this is a leech? What does it naturally feed on?

Reason #928: The Fountain of Cho

I don’t actually know what the Fountain of Cho is. Thing is though, I read about this wall, and I read about these waters, and I just immediately think these waters are probably mixed with toxic, subterranean ichor, or maybe the spirits of the damned, or someone’s blood. I think we need to talk about …

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Reason #5,478: I’m not okay with this.

Another one. At least this one’s not…Altac…right? Cause that matters.

Reason #5,477: Obsession?

What is with you people and blood? Seeking blood. Tracking blood. Drinking blood. Y’all got some kinda weird fetish going on here. Y’all need to chill.

Reason #1,847: This chess piece is screaming

It’s also bleeding.

Reason #3,920: A wound in the universe

So you’re telling me that black stuff seeping out the tomb here is Yawgmoth’s blood? That’s A LOT of blood. Who was this character? Probably some horrible, giant monster from space or something. Probably, I dunno, has acid spit. Just trying to picture what could cause a “wound in the universe” per se. Sounds real …

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Reason #4,884: Another misnomer

Hey look, it’s an actual leech. It also looks pretty big though. And man, those teeth look very much like they’re meant for chewing things. Wait, what’s that Gavi? This thing is after more than just my blood? Seriously? What’s it after? These ARE NOT leeches, Ikoria!

Reason #2,712: Why are you tracking my blood?

No. Seriously. Why are you tracking my blood? Why are you tracking anyone’s blood? How are you tracking anyone’s blood? I have some very real problems with this, guys.

Reason #3,971: His blood is on fire

Why is this person’s blood on fire? I mean, crud, that looks like lava or something. So this Purphoros, he’s a god of the plane of Theros. As a side-note, the ‘gods’ of the MTG Multiverse typically aren’t planeswalkers. What does that tell you about the quality of ‘gods’ in the MTG Multiverse? Weaker than …

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Reason #7,357: More places I don’t want to visit

Dessert? The dead? Decor? Places like this just seem to speak for themselves in my mind. This does not look sanitary. As if that was the biggest issue here.