10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
So according to Greek mythology, ichor is the blood of the gods. So what exactly is going on here? Is this elephant some sort of god? In which case, this god just exploded. Yikes. Or, if the elephant isn’t a god, then…what? Did he just get hit by an ichor water-balloon? That seems like a …
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So I’ll admit I’m making a few assumptions here. But. His name is Vilis (vile? Anyone?). He’s a demon. I mean, I don’t actually know what he’s doing with that blood he’s brokering, but…it seems to me like contracts sealed in blood usually don’t favor the person giving away the blood. Also observe that Vilis’s …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 