bogs – 10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live

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Reason #8,233: Public safety hazards

Put up a sign or something. “Danger – Leeches, Do not enter” Just right in front of the bog. It’s not hard.

Reason 3,881: Another hazardous bog.

Hey, look. This one has hands. Still not looking for a hug, though. Strangely, it looks like this one is indoors? Not sure which plane this is, but apparently you aren’t safe going into houses, because you might find a murderous bog inside. Thanks, MTG Multiverse. You’ve ruined houses.

Reason #3,880: Beware of Bog

When the backwoods guides in Dominaria tell you the bog is hungry, they’re not speaking figuratively. Those tendrils aren’t the marks of a lonely bog just looking for a hug. Stay out of the swamp.