brains – 10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live

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Reason #707: Put that back!

I know we’re not dealing with bones here, but I feel like adding a verse to the song Dem Bones might be instructive. The brain here belongs inside of the skull,/ The skull it originally came from./ And leave it alone cause it belongs there./ You should not take it out./

Reason #6,877: Please keep all hands feet and objects inside the ride.

That includes brains inside their respective heads. That’s where they belong. Especially if the host is still living. Don’t go removing other people’s brains. Just…just don’t.

Reason #4,892: It eats brains.

And I like mine right where they are. Thanks. Stay away from me.

Reason #3,077: A head literally in the gutter

A mind made of swamp flotsam. Seriously? What is wrong with you people?

Reason #3,497: Is that what you’re doing with the strangers?

I’m out.

Reason #2,449: Braingeyser

What even is going on here? Is this a metaphor? I don’t trust you, MTG Multiverse.