Trolls and giants don’t live in Bretagard, and I don’t notice these guys going after any trolls or giants. Just sayin’.
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Reason #3,311: Meanwhile, back in Bretagard…
I hate it here, and I’m not alone.
Reason #3,305: Just one?
That’s all, Arni? Just one troll? Good job, you beat one troll. Well, guess what? You woke up a whole stupid pack of them! You woke up all of them! They’re everywhere! How are you going to get rid of ALL the trolls, Arni? Your gods aren’t even immortal. You have a doomskar that swallowed …
Reason #2,101: There goes the neighborhood
I think that “calamity” is something to which I do not want to be in close proximity. This seems like an obvious question, but does anyone want to be living in Bretagard while something like this is going on? I sure don’t. I imagine the people of Bretagard probably wouldn’t have been too keen on …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 