Those original five gods are all brothers and sisters. And the three new bug gods, it turns out, are also siblings of the original five. So guess what! We have fratricide! Hooray!
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Reason #868: Eaten by locusts
The locust swarm just ate through the magical energy barrier protecting the city from the desert beyond.
Reason #867: Did I mention that the river turned to blood?
Cause yeah, the river turned to blood. Why not? We have locusts. The gods are murdering each other. What else you got, Amonkhet?
Reason #866: A swarm of locusts
Called it.
Reason #865: The Locust God
And…here’s another bug god. That last one went…well, not good, if we’re being honest. And who doesn’t like locusts? They come in swarms. They eat everything in sight. What could go wrong? Locusts. There could be a whole swarm of locusts.
Reason #863: That’s not the god-pharaoh
Someone’s gone way off script here. Doesn’t look very friendly…
Reason #861: Maybe the god-pharaoh will save us from these bugs as well.
That’s a big beetle. Gives me the willies.
Reason #577: The lengths to which we must go
This is what we’re doing to survive. Crud, that cloak must have come from a HUGE bug. Yuk. I feel bad for Ryza. I feel bad for Zendikar.
Reason #5,309: Another giant bug
This one picks up people and carries them off.
Reason #2,744: It’s a bug with people’s faces inside it.
NOPE.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 