This is not better. What’s worse than being stepped on? Getting lit on fire, then stepped on. All while beset by ‘elemenal mayhem’. Who in their right mind would want any part of this?
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Reason #1,931: His axe is on fire.
Shoot him in the head. Seriously, I don’t want to get hit by that. It’s made of lava. I could go to Home Depot and buy an axe and make it burn, but Home Depot doesn’t sell axes made of actual lava. At least this dude’s wearing a glove on his throwing hand. That seems …
Reason #3,584: Fine increase stuff all you want.
Just try something like maybe ‘forgiveness’ or ‘friendship’ or ‘ice cream’. Oh. You chose ‘things that are on fire’. Right.
Reason #5,935: Sacrificial fires
New spin on an old favorite? Ritual human sacrifice + fire. Not so new really. Not an improvement either.