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Reason #1,683: What do you get when you cross a zombie and a cannibal?
NOPE
Reason #3,960: I feel bad for the horses.
Seems to me like the horses in the MTGverse really get the short end of the stick. Like this one, which got murdered by its rider, who turned out to be a werewolf. Or that one horse that went crazy and turned into a cannibal. Or the one that became one with its rider (and …
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Reason #7,357: More places I don’t want to visit
Dessert? The dead? Decor? Places like this just seem to speak for themselves in my mind. This does not look sanitary. As if that was the biggest issue here.
Reason #132: This is where the cannibalism happens
If you see this green light, Gatsby, you run. Run the other way, and don’t look back.
Reason #46: Cannibalism
I know that’s not what they were going for, but I’m having some Titus Andronicus flashbacks here. We all know by now that the original Grimm’s Fairy Tales are not kid-friendly. MTG’s new October 2019 expansion, Throne of Eldraine, is pulling no punches in that regard. And, if we’re sticking to the source material, I …
Reason #3,072: This horse eats people
I feel bad for this horse. I feel bad for the people it wants to eat. Or maybe it just eats other horses. Not better.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 