I have a feeling the Thran never heard of Harold Samuel. Cause this doesn’t look like a great place to build a city. Maybe build it above the sulfur falls next time? Instead of under them?
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Reason #1,869: An imminent conflagration
I’m looking at a lot of overgrowth here, and I’m also looking at some fires that are really started to get going. This place is about to get torched. Do you think the Gruul know how to do a controlled burn? If they do, do you think they’d ever actually do one? In fact, I’m …
Reason #882: Rhonas is back.
If I saw that walking down the street, I’d be going the other direction.
Reason #876: There goes the neighborhood
Long story short, the whole city is pretty much a ruin at this point. Nicol Bolas won. The gods are dead (except for the one-armed Hazoret). There are zombies everywhere. Everything is just bad.
Reason #873: Did you catch all that?
Right. So. The promised paradise beyond the gates to the afterlife is actually just more barren desert full of monsters. The scorpion god killed Rhonas, Kefnet, and Oketra. All the gods are actually related, so we’re getting some hard-core fratricide and sororicide going on here. We had a locus god bring a swarm of locusts …
Reason #868: Eaten by locusts
The locust swarm just ate through the magical energy barrier protecting the city from the desert beyond.
Reason #7,302: I told you not to build your house there.
Peas and crackers! You guys remember the Eldraine tournament ground, right? Built under an active volcano? Well. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to build a whole city beneath an active volcano. They were wrong. I seem to recall someone saying this was not a good idea. It appears some other …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 