I’m trying to imagine the decision-making process that resulted in this thing. “All right, everyone. We’re behind on our spawning quotas for the quarter. We need some ideas, now. What do we have? Anyone? Come on, anything you got. We’re just brainstorming here. No bad ideas.” “What if we fused an octopus and a shark …
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Reason #6,643: I see your Hedron Crab, and I raise you…
I guess Innistrad was feeling a little outdone by Zendikar, cause it decided to make one of these. Giant Eldrazi crabs: yup, that’s a thing now. “Thanks, Innistrad,” said no one ever.
Reason #6,642: They have them on Zendikar too
If you ever visit Zendikar, you’ll probably run into the hedrons, large floating monoliths. We’re not really concerned with what they do here. They vary in size, but the next card should give you a bit of a sense of scale. See. There’s a hedron stone in the background. And now we go back to …
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Reason #6,641: So much for crab legs
I have a cousin who loves crab legs. I think I might have had them for the first time with her. She’d be very disappointed with the MTG Multiverse, because apparently the crab legs here are really bad. And that’s only if you can get past the chitin at all, which sounds like a giant …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 