Are you ready to disband your cult now? Cause this is what you have to look forward to, if you don’t. You’re going to be a zombie thrall. Is that what you want? … Dude! The correct answer was “No!” No! That question was rhetorical!
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Reason #3,321: You do realize he’s going to eat you when you summon him, right?
You saw what happened with the Feaster of Fools. I just want to make sure you understand what you’re getting into here. When this ends poorly, don’t come crying to me.
Reason #3,320: Dumb cultists
You did know that it was going to eat you when you summoned it, right? You did? And you summoned it anyway? Yeah, this one’s on you.
Reason #748: Why do you need a ‘kill-suit’?
Especially one that may well be just as much of a threat to the wearer as anyone else? I just told y’all you shouldn’t be running around with so many knives. I JUST told you. I don’t think they’re listening to me.