Reason #3,770: There goes the sun.

They blot out the sun. For five days. And they yell the entire time. I gotta ask: why in the world did Nicol Bolas want to conquer this plane? This place is stupid. Why would anyone want to live here? Ravnica is stupid! Nicol Bolas is stupid! This whole stupid multiverse is stupid! … I’m …

Reason #1,801: Dark exploitation

That’s what it says here: dark exploitation. Right there on the label. Also, maybe note all the bones surrounding the obelisk. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this all pretty much amounts to a warning sign, saying “Keep Away.” I’m fine with that. I’ll stay away, thanks.

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